Subject : Gracious Greetings
From : "li chin wu"
Gracious Greetings
I am Li Chin Wu, Principal Assurance manager for the Huaxia Bank . I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of Alfred A Logan
and an investment placed under our banks management about 8 years ago.I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail
confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed
of this communication.In 2000, the subject matter; Alfred came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division.
He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States dollars, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf.Based on my advice,
we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this
point at over 10 million United States Dollars. In mid 2002, he instructed that the principal sum (8.35M) be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent
investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong . We got in touch with a specialist bank in Hong Kong the Guangdong Development Bank(GDB)
who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available to Alfred. However Guangdong Development Bank got in touch with us last year that this
money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that Alfred was involved in an accident in Mainland China , which means he died intestate.
He has no next of kin and the reason I am writing you.What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary
of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank,
my bank will instruct GDB to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this.
For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will
revert back to the state.
Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds bein re-assigned daily.
I would want us to keep communication for now strictly by this email address:lichinwu72@gmail.com
Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to t the consequences,
but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold.
This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord,
we should act swiftly on this. Please pardon my writing mistakes. Please get back to me immediately via this email address:lichinwu72@gmail.com
I await your response.
Subject : (Re)Gracious Greetings
From : "Benjamin Donnelly"<****************@lycos.com>
Li Chin Wu
Long have I tarried in thankless aggression
Silently always in soul crushing labour
On this red planet I lose name face and station
What be this Li Chin Wu on my horizon?
Bringing me gold and jewels stolen beholden
Give me these treasures 'ere I fall to pieces
Marching a drum beat to battle again
Give me the money of Logan A Alfred
'Ere I go to sleep in cold grave or cold bed
Why then ile fit you Li Chin Wu
I'll build a gas powered sky ship and return
To Earth my old homestead and place of my birth
Dear Lin Chi Wu,
You have no ken of the elevation your electronic mail brings to my soul. I sit at her majesty's pleasure in the grim galleys of a Battle Smiter rowing crew. My job is to row the oars that inflate the bellows on her majesty's warship Battlesmiter IV. No sane mane would volunteer for this job, and alas I am no different, having been press-ganged into it at a young age. I will tell you now LinkiWu, that I was tried and convicted for welching on a bilking nozzle, while under the influence of a great many gentlemen's curatives. I will tell you now WinkiLu that I am Frankenstein's Monster. A great biography was written of me, perhaps you have heard of it? Regardless, I have the strength and heart to take your heavy burden of Albert Logan's money, and redistribute it among the millions of feral urchins roaming London's gaslit streets. In fact my maker gave me a surfeit of hearts, three in total, should one ever fail me. He did also furnish me with the lower appendage of an Albany navvy, resulting in sudden paroxysms of blind fury when I cannot find a wench to make congress with. I will be candid Wing Chin Wu, my chances of ever leaving this accursed fate are slim, the Battle Smiter is an awesome war machine, capable of repelling a host of flying purple apes with charming alacrity. Even if you were to use your sacred I-ching and plot the exact date of fortuitous arrival, I fear the journey to Mars would be nigh impossible for a simple Principle Assurance Manager for Huaxia Bank. I ask you to forget about this humble monster in his punitive labours, and live your life with your family, using the money to make the world a better place. All I ask Wu Ping, is that you occasionally crane your head skyward, and look towards Mars, and imagine the bloody carnage of war. There I stand sundering a battlefield, bringing down a mighty hammer of victory upon my enemies, a silent, solemn apology echoing from my lips.
Frankenstein Invictus
Tut Amen
Frankenstein's monster of mars
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